What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:21

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
After a few moments he returns.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
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